If you’re looking to change your meat-eating habits, you might be wondering if a plant-based lifestyle is right for you. You also might be wondering if you even really like meat that much, or if you’re just addicted to the sodium and blood-lust of it all. If these are some things you’ve been curious about, then take the quiz below to find out if you really like meat or if you just like salt and drama.
Do you like plant-based alternatives?
- Not really.
- Sure, as long as it’s really salty and is, like, a whooole thing.
What’s your favorite kind of prepared meat?
- Maybe a nice roast or some prosciutto. I’m not picky!
- Bloody. Raw. With the taste of vengeance.
What do you like about meat?
- It’s a great source of protein, and it’s delicious!
- There’s just something about eating food that used to be alive, and it’s delicious! God, I’m salivating just thinking about it.
What do you order on a first date?
- I always love a good pasta dish with meat sauce!
- I order lamb chops for the table and have my date feed them to me. Then I get up halfway through and tell them that this isn’t working out, but I refuse to explain why.
Results:
Mostly 1s: Okay, carnivore! It seems like you really do like meat! I mean, spaghetti on a first date? You must go crazy for the stuff.
Mostly 2s: You really just like salt and drama, and not so much meat. This is totally fine, but maybe consider keeping the drama on your plate and not letting it interfere with your love life. Like, seriously, tone it down.
