Now that we have more meat substitutes than ever before, it can be hard to tell if you’re vegan because of the ethics of eating factory-farmed animal products, or if you just get a little horny when you think of the plant-based alternatives. If you’ve been wrestling with this lately, take the quiz below to find out whether you’re actually vegan or if you just get turned on whenever you hear the words “plant-based”!
When looking at a breakfast menu, what do you go for first?
- Plant-based açai bowl.
- Plant-based açai bowl with a side of bacon.
How much do you care about animals?
- I love animals, and I’ll do everything in my power to protect them.
- I definitely care about animals, but their products don’t excite me the same way the phrase “plant-based” does for some reason.
Do you have any dietary restrictions?
- I won’t eat anything that comes from an animal.
- I will eat anything as long as it turns me on based on very specific criteria.
What’s your favorite plant-based milk?
- Oat milk.
- Whew – sorry I just came a little when you said that?
How do you feel when you hear the words “plant-based”?
- Normal?
- Oh yep, I just came for real this time.
Results:
Mostly 1s: Congratulations! You’re a vegan through and through. The fact that your food is plant-based doesn’t excite you sexually at all, it’s just your way of life!
Mostly 2s: Sadly, you’re not a vegan, you just get really horny for any kind of plant-based alternative. It’s an interesting kink, but it’s nothing to be ashamed of! You should keep getting your jollies and getting plant-based foods, even if you don’t care about the environment at all!
