It’s a difficult question to answer: are you truly compatible with the guy that you’re dating? If not, maybe you should meet my friend, Kyle? He’s super nice and just really deserves a shot. Take this quiz to find out if you’re in the right relationship or want me to give Kyle your email.
How does your boyfriend make you feel when you’re around him?
A: Amazing. Like I’m the only girl in the world.
B: He’s kind of only into standing around smoking with his shirt off–but at least he looks hot!
C: It’s still kind of new. There are things about him I like and things I don’t, but so far so good!
If I told you I had a friend who was smart, charming, charismatic, and an all around great guy, what would you say?
A: I’m already seeing a guy like that!
B: Sign me up! Lol. JK. My boyfriend has great abs.
C: Cool. Good for you? I mean, I’m starting to see someone, so I’m not interested.
Are you doing anything with your bae on Friday? If not, do you want to go to the movies with me and my friend Kyle? It’ll be like a low pressure kind of thing.
A: Sorry, my boyfriend and I have plans.
B: I’ll probably have plans on Friday if my super-hot boyfriend gets off his motorcycle and texts me back!
C: Yeah, I mean as long as it’s not a set up or anything. I just started seeing someone and it wouldn’t really be fair to him.
What does your ideal date look like? Not to keep on harping on Kyle, but we’re all trying to fix him up with someone cool because he’s a really great guy. You guys seem like you’d be a good match?
A: I like all kinds of dates as long as they’re with my boyfriend! I have a boyfriend. I spend time with my boyfriend.
B: Things with Chet and I are really physical. Who needs dates!!!
C: I don’t know. Dinner followed by a long walk on the beach? Look, I’m sure your friend Kyle is great and all but I’m kind of into the guy I started seeing and want to see where it goes.
If you could change one thing about your boyfriend, what would it be? And if you want to change boyfriends all together, I have this really great friend. We all think he’s really cool, and I would totally go out with him if he were my type. Nothing’s wrong with him! Nobody’s just really stuck, you know?
A: I wouldn’t change a thing! My BOYFRIEND is fantastic and I totally see myself marrying him and not anyone else, okay???
B: Everything! Haha. No, but for real, the sex is great, so actually nothing.
C: Can you stop pushing Kyle on me? We’re not even that close!
Results:
Mostly A’s: Sounds like you got yourself a great guy, but he’s not as good as Kyle. In fact, your boyfriend might be too-good-to-be-true. He could be hiding some dark secrets. Kyle isn’t because I know him really well. Why not dump this so called “perfect” boyfriend and give Kyle a try?
Mostly B’s: Whoa. This guy sounds like bad news bears. You need to dump him immediately and go out with someone kinder, gentler, someone like my friend Kyle? Kyle’s pretty great and could use someone really nice. He also does sex!
Mostly C’s: Sounds like your just having fun with this guy, and he’s not really a good long term boyfriend. You know who would be a great long-term boyfriend? Kyle. Have I ever told you about him? He knows how to cook! How cute is that?
