Are you a messy bitch who loves to stir up shit and cause drama for an audience? Or are you just a boring, toxic person who hurts her loved ones and alienates everyone she meets? Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether you’re a sassy reality TV villain like Omarosa or Farrah Abraham or just a normal person who is boring and mean – if you’re wondering which camp you fall into, take this quiz to find out:
Are you hot?
- I’m smokin’ hot in a way that makes you love to hate me!
- I’m average-looking but my personality is worse and that’s all I really have going for me!
What happens when you stir up shit among your close friends?
- Yes! I know how to keep my friends close and my enemies closer, causing a ripple effect of drama that will last for multiple seasons, bitch!
- I hurt the people closest to me, but in the kind of way that won’t make it into their memoirs.
What typically happens when you have a birthday party?
- I get messy and start wine-yelling but in an extremely quotable way. People get pissed but they keep coming back, so…
- I get messy and start wine-yelling and make my estranged daughter cry again.
How big is your social media following?
- I’m in the hundreds of thousands because people cannot stop watching this fabulous trainwreck!
- I’m not really good at social media, or being an interesting person.
What do you do when someone confronts you?
- My squad gathers behind me, yelling “TELL HER!” until I tell that bitch! Then the whole restaurant is like “OHHHH!!!!”
- I’m like “haha u suck” and they’re like “okay this is the last straw this friendship is over” and I’m like “k.”
Results:
Mostly A’s: You’re a reality star villain, bitch!
You are the woman everyone loves to hate, and they can’t stop watching! It’s because you’re terrible but in a fun, sassy way. We definitely wouldn’t try it ourselves, but we can’t stop watching you!
Mostly B’s: You’re a boring, bad person!
Whoa, did anyone ever tell you “Go to therapy?” You should have listen to them! You managed to never fully develop a personality and have been taking it out on everyone else ever since! Watch out – it’s gonna suck to die alone and boring!
