Puffer Jackets That Will Make You Look Like a Sexy Little Michelin Man

“That’s not the Abominable Snowman, that’s an incredibly sexy-hot Michelin Man!” is what a handsome guy will explain to the person next to him when they both see you waddling down the street in this constrictive full-length puffer jacket. Anyone who thinks winter isn’t a carnal season has clearly never gotten a load of your little feet sticking out from under this massive coat. It’s not shapeless; it’s the most seductive shape of all: That of the double M, fully stacked fuck machine: Michelin, of course! You look like the Michelin Man. So zip up any of these big ole sexy jackets and get ready to show the world what you’re made of, which is rubber, I guess. Slay!