Office Looks That Say, ‘I’m Not Stealing Paper’
Roving Reporter Dress ($89.99, ModCloth)
Top of the morning, chief! Nothing to see here. This inconspicuous and flattering dress has a cross down the front to show everyone in the break room you have the lord on YOUR side. Little do they know you’re heading out to lunch with a 64G pin drive. 64 gigs! Do you even know how many songs you can fit on there? Throw this in your dresser draw when you get home along with all your other “victims.”
