Office Looks That Say, ‘I’m Not Stealing Paper’

Petite Soft Henley Dress ($118, J.Crew)

This pillowcase dress is so soft with tiny sleeves. You’ll look modest and adorable. So cute, in fact, that no one will notice the dozen packs of staples in your pockets. Thousands of staples. Thousands. You could never use all of these but stealing just gives you such a thrill.