Must-Have Velvet Furniture Just Begging To Be Covered In Lint  

All your dinner guests will beg to know where you got your on-trend velvet dining chairs. It’ll be your little secret that you spent 1.5 hours lint-rolling them before your guests arrived, and after you send them the purchase link, that will become their little secret, too. See? By adding some velvet furniture into your life, your home will instantly become trendier, shinier, and lintier. Yes, velvet furniture is scientifically proven to produce its own lint! And your fancy new furniture will look even better on top of next season’s biggest trend: White shag rugs.