Madeleine Albright Accidentally Flashes Vagina During Wild Night Out

Reductress - Madeleine Albright

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright was caught off guard by paparazzi this week on her way into The Kennedy Center, where she was hosting a charity concert for UNICEF. While exiting her town car, Albright’s dress slipped open to reveal her panty-less crotch.
Once inside, Albright’s behavior did not seem to improve. Audience members at the concert claimed she seemed “totally out of it.” At one point Albright wandered onto the stage in the middle of Mozart’s 40th Symphony. A guest at the event explains, “She grabbed the microphone and yelled, ‘Play something we can sing along to…Play the national anthem! This is America!’” while plopping down on a chair, legs apart, revealing her lady parts to the entire audience. Eventually Senator Franken went up and escorted her backstage.

This is the latest in a series of incidents involving Albright that include a fender bender with the presidential motorcade, a purported makeout session with the much younger Czech Ambassador, Petr Gandalovič, and a commencement speech at Lehigh University in which Albright brought her new BFF Heidi Montag onstage so that the two could make fun of each other’s outfits for 20 minutes. Both women’s vaginas were inadvertently revealed at that event as well.
Friends of Albright say she’s been going through a rocky phase since her 1982 divorce from Joseph Albright. Her new wild lifestyle seems to have exacerbated a recurring urinary tract infection, inspiring her to air things out with a lax underwear policy.