Long Linen Tunics That Disguise How Deeply Horny You Are

It can be tough to find appropriate clothes for these muggy summer days, especially when you're doing your best to hide how wet you are down there. Never fear, linen is here to help! Not only does it keep you looking confident, professional and breezy, but it also disguises just how fucking hot, hot, hot you are in your trousers! When you have to go out in the world and keep it in your pants, try these airy tunics that say "I am a creature of poise and NOT deeply horny!"