I’ll Try Anything in Bed, as Long as It’s Your Idea Because What if What I Want Is Weird?

I’m someone who likes to leave no stone unturned when it comes to sex. I’ll try anything! After all, I want to experience everything I possibly can in the bedroom, just as long as you ask to do it first because I can’t handle any awkwardness at all when I bring up something kinky or weird to do or else I might never have the courage to have sex again.


While I’m not gonna name the things I’d like to do in bed, I’m down for it all! You just need to be the one who mentions it or else I never will because what if it’s totally weird and fucked up?


Only having vanilla sex might be great for some people, but I love trying saucier things, and I want to expand my horizons as much as possible. But if you only want to do missionary then that’s totally fine, because I’d rather be quietly unfulfilled than embarrassed. Sex is all about communication! Specifically, me hoping my partner will communicate something I want to do but will never ask for.


I would literally rather die than have you look at me questionably for even one second, and that’s just the kinda gal I am!



You might be asking me why I always put the responsibility on my sexual partner to come up with what kinky thing we’re going to next if I’m so open-minded, but what you don’t realize is that I will shrivel up and never speak again you don’t want to do the kinky thing I just suggested.


While I definitely wouldn’t hold it against anyone if they suggested something that I thought was unappealing, I know that if the roles were reversed my partner would hate me for even suggesting something that they thought was fucked up or gross, and they’d think that I was fucked up and gross too. Simple!


Nothing’s stopping me from having incredible sex and exploring the depths of my sexuality, unless you count the fact that I will never ask my partner if we can do something even a little bit out of the ordinary. If that’s too much for you, then so be it! To each their own, which for me is whatever you want to do!