Moving is already so complicated, but it’s even worse when you don’t have a hunky himbo boyfriend around to push your large furniture up the stairs. So if your lease is ending soon and you don’t wanna hire a moving company, here are three great ways to get a nice, sturdy boyfriend right before your big move.
Dating apps!
This is probably the easiest way to get your name out there in the dating pool. But while normally you may look for a handsome guy who shares your common interests, you should now start strictly looking for height and muscle density. You want to make sure that they’re bigger and stronger than you, but you should also make sure that they can take direction. Maybe throw some instructions at him in the chat, like “Lift the closest thing next to you ;)” and see if he can execute the task quickly and efficiently (maybe over Facetime).
Hit the gym.
Don’t worry if you‘re not an avid gym-goer. Today you won’t be working out, you’ll be scouting for potential. You may have to buy a membership, but this pays for itself considering that you won’t have to rent a U-Haul. Introduce yourself to the guy squatting the highest weight and ask if he would like to go on a date sometime, and also if he’s free on the first of next month/is comfortable driving in the city. If he says no, simply ask the man spotting him. You could even try out polyamory and recruit multiple men who are slightly weaker because together they can work as one strong unit.
Head to your local fire station.
Firefighters are hot, and they’re also really good at lifting things in and out of burning buildings. If they can perform that well under pressure, moving your dresser and bed frame into your new and not-on-fire home should be a total breeze! Simply head to your local fire station and scream “Help! Fire!” and they should be out in no time. When they ask what’s wrong, you can tell them that you need some strong men to help you move. At this point, they might get mad at you for yelling “fire” earlier, but a little flirting will help them forget that you did that. And if all goes well, maybe they’ll let you and your furniture ride in their firetruck on the way to your new crib!
Everyone knows that moving is a piece of cake with a sturdy boyfriend to help you out for free, and with these tips, you’ll be able to find one on extremely short notice. Plus, after you’re all moved in you’ll have a big beefy boyfriend (or a few!) to enjoy your new place with!
