How to Dress Like A Kardashian Trying to Distract From All of Rob’s Bullshit
Athletic Wear as Formalwear
If you need a new look for your next fancy occasion, take a page from Kim K’s playbook, and whip out some head-to-toe spandex. This look that would be almost appropriate for a workout will shock passersby and paparazzi alike when you show up for dinner at Nobu Malibu. In fact, your formal athleisure will prove so shocking that people will completely forgot about Rob posting naked photos of Blac Chyna on his Instagram as a form of revenge. At least you hope they will! You have a diverse range of brands and products to promote, and Rob’s compulsive revenge-porning is really getting in the way!
