5 Horse Whisperers Who Refuse to Set Us Up With Their Sexy Bad Boy Horse Clients

Ernest has a bad boy horse that’s absolutely fucking jacked. Like, we guarantee that you’ve never seen a horse this ripped. He definitely lifts, and he absolutely knows how to use kettlebells. Long story short, Ernest won’t let us fuck him or his bad boy horse, and we have the pent-up sexual frustration to prove it.