Holiday Candles That Smell Just Like Your Years as a Feral Child of the Forest

Fireside (Bath & Body Works, $15)

If haven’t already flinched by lighting your candle, prepare to be swept up in the recollection of The Great Fire! It was not a good time in your life, and you think about it frequently. But, in the words of your boyfriend who thought you’d like this candle says, “You’re not like most girls!”