Go From Masturbating In A Doorframe To Dressed To Impress In Just 6 Minutes! Issue 26.1 - Print Edition - May 3, 2016 By: Grace Perry Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Sports Bra or Sports Bar? Seriously, Which One is Right? Celebrate Mother’s Day By Calling Your Mom and That’s It