Emojis that Say, ‘I’m Just As Dumb As You Think I Am’

Issue 17.2 - Living - Aug 10, 2015 By: Ryan Montanti

Praise God Hands

Your overuse of the praise God hands is evidence of your simple mind’s need to oversimplify the factors behind all events. McRib is back—praise god hands! Your boyfriend texts you back—praise god hands! He hasn’t yet, but he totally will by the end of the day! Praise. God. Hands.

Emojis Millennials

The Dangers of Eating Too Much Fruit, Or Anything That Makes Sharon Look Better Than Me Are You Depressed Or Just Doing It For Attention Because You’re Depressed?