Eccentric Cat Ceramics to Support Your Abstinence Streak

Cat Teapot (Target, $8.99)

If you're new to the cat ceramics game but old to the abstinence game, nothing helps facilitate your party of one lifestyle quite like a teapot designed for, you guessed it, one! Revel in a cup of Earl Grey, because your cat, named Earl Grey, is the only man you need in your life.