Drugstore Lipsticks to Write Threatening Messages on His Mirror

Revlon ColorStay Ultimate Suede Lipstick ($8.99)

Put this long-lasting lip color on in the morning and you’re good to go for the rest of the day whether you eat, drink, or write a Pagan hex on the mirror above his dresser. No matter how hard he tries to wash off your message, he’s no match for the lasting power of Revlon! Beware!