Drugstore Lipsticks to Write Threatening Messages on His Mirror

Wet n Wild MegaLast Lip Color ($1.79)

Who wants to commit to a pricier lipstick if you’re not sure you like the color? These Wet n’ Wild lipsticks provide an array of shades to match every skin tone, even your boyfriend’s as he stares in horror at the scrawled words above his sink. That’ll teach him to think twice before going out for drinks with Stacy from work!