There are many trends in home design, but whether you’re into sleek modernism, or ornate Victorian flair, everyone wants their home to have the warm, welcoming atmosphere of a gay bathhouse. Here are several simple ways you can spruce up your space and while giving it just the right touch of bathhouse homoeroticism:
Convert that old closet into a themed orgy room.
What better motivation to clean out that junk closet than for the purpose of turning it into an orgy room! The orgy room is the one room in the house where you don’t have to worry about being tacky, so go ahead, lay down a calfskin rug, glue those dildos to the wall, and have fun with it!
Discover the joy of hidden phalluses.
Whether you carve one into the crown molding, or paint one into a piece of art, hiding phalluses throughout your home will add that extra touch of whimsy to your sophisticated decor!
Install glory holes in creative places.
We’ve all seen glory holes in bathroom walls so amp up the excitement by installing one somewhere unexpected. Having a glory hole in your dining room or study will add a touch of playfulness to your more formal spaces.
Stain-proof it!
Experimenting with fabrics and textiles can be a great way to spruce up a room, but remember always to go with stain resistant fabrics that are easy to clean. Nothing says “classy yet utilitarian” like fabrics that can be easily wiped down after use.
Please remove your EVERYTHING!
In many fine homes, you’re asked to take off you shoes at the door – but you can do that one better! If you want your home to truly feel like a gay bathhouse, then leave a stack of plush towels by the door, and insist that your guests take off ALL their clothes at the door.
When you’re crafting your gay bathhouse-inspired interior, remember: anything goes!
