When it comes to beauty, this isn’t your first rodeo. You were the first in your friend group to try sheet masks and regularly tout the importance of daily sunscreen application. But we bet there’s one part of your body you still tend to neglect. That’s right: your mound! Show your mound a little love with these DIY mound creams.
For a balanced mound…
Try yogurt! A spoonful of the full-fat Greek variety combined with a sprinkle of dill and a dash of lemon juice make for a soothed and healthy mound. Try this cream on Sunday night to start your mound’s week off right! Light a candle for the full experience, but make sure to keep the flame away from your delicate mound area!
For an invigorated mound…
Mound feeling a little lackluster? Wake your mound up by mixing a few drops of peppermint essential oil into a quarter cup of pure aloe vera gel for a tingling overnight treatment that will leave your mound energized and ready for whatever the day may bring to your mound. It’s better than a shot of espresso poured directly over your mound. Come on—we can’t be the only ones who’ve tried it!
For a numb mound…
You know those days when you wish you could just forget about your mound? Us, too. Combine a tablespoon of topical anesthetic with a full tub of Vaseline and smother it all over your mound. A few minutes later, you won’t be able to feel anything at all. While we’re all for loving the mounds the gods gave us, sometimes ignorance is bliss. No mound, no problem!
For a fragrant mound…
You know all about the benefits of aromatherapy, but have you applied the healing power of scent to your body’s most sacred knoll (your mound)? Start with a base of equal parts beeswax and glycerin and then go crazy with the essential oils. Feeling romantic? Choose a classic rose. Sexy? How about a musk? Lavender is perfect if your mound wants to sleep. You can’t go wrong—but don’t be surprised if your friends ask whose mound smells so good! (Spoiler alert: It’s yours!)
What’s that sound? It’s the sound of your mound thanking you for giving it the cream it deserves. Enjoy, ladies with mounds! And don’t forget to tell us which cream is your mound’s favorite. Pick your mound’s poison and dive right in!
