Cheetah Prints That Say, ‘Rawrrr I Eat Dick’

Go On Get Floral Sweater (Free People, $98)

This comfy pullover sweater is perfect for a night in with your boyfriend, who thinks you’re just going to watch a movie - but he’ll quickly realize he was really lured there to get his dick devoured by your feline ass. He’ll try to run away, but you’ll outrun him of course! Afterall, you are cheetah who feeds on dong!