Cheetah Prints That Say, ‘Rawrrr I Eat Dick’

Animal Print Dress (Zara, $19.99)

Well look at you, wearing this old fashioned dress in such a wild print! You’re a freak, and we love it. Head to a summer barbeque in this look to intimidate everyone as you reach for a raw drumstick, tear off the chicken meat with your bared teeth and gnaw on the animal’s raw bones. Wow, this dress really says, “I am a fucking cheetah, bitch, and after I eat every dude’s dick for lunch, I will hunt for dessert!”