Cheap Breakfast Ideas That Require A $500 Blender

Green Smoothie

1 handful spinach ($.20) 1 banana ($.19) 1 cup water (free!) 1 tbsp peanut butter ($.10) 1 780 Next Generation Vitamix ($719.00) Believe it or not, bananas are best suited for smoothies once they’re riddled with brown speckles. Which is great, because waiting for the bananas to spot will give you more time to save enough money for the type of high speed blender normally used in fine gourmet restaurants. Once you’ve spent six weeks worth of groceries on one, throw in all the ingredients, blend ‘em up for 15 seconds and enjoy the taste of smart spending.