Cheap Breakfast Ideas That Require A $500 Blender

Chia Seed Pudding

1 Tbsp Chia Seeds ($.10) 1 tbsp Cocoa Powder ($.40) 1 Avocado ($.75) 1 cup almond milk ($.75) 1 Professional Series 750 Vitamix ($659.00) Wow! This quick breakfast can be had for just two dollars (provided you’ve already spent several hundred on a Vitamix)! First, soak the chia seeds in the milk for 20 minutes while you shower. Then, throw the chia seeds and milk into a blender that cost you a month’s worth of rent, along with the rest of the ingredients, blend on high, and enjoy the tasty simplicity!