1 Tbsp Chia Seeds ($.10)
1 tbsp Cocoa Powder ($.40)
1 Avocado ($.75)
1 cup almond milk ($.75)
1 Professional Series 750 Vitamix ($659.00)
Wow! This quick breakfast can be had for just two dollars (provided you’ve already spent several hundred on a Vitamix)! First, soak the chia seeds in the milk for 20 minutes while you shower. Then, throw the chia seeds and milk into a blender that cost you a month’s worth of rent, along with the rest of the ingredients, blend on high, and enjoy the tasty simplicity!