Clogs That Say, ‘I Have a Literary Tattoo, But Only My Live-In Boyfriend Will Ever See It’  

You find cats more relatable than dogs because they’re intellectually curious, so why not wear some clogs about it? Dress up while remaining a sensible 2 inches off the ground with these red clog sandals that say, “The best part of going to a potluck dinner party with my long-term partner Ryland is going home to our plant-filled apartment afterward and slipping out of my midi dress so he and our botanical posters can see my To the Lighthouse ribcage tattoo!” Has anyone ever told you you look like a Beatrix? These clogs will every day.