Clogs That Say, ‘I Have a Literary Tattoo, But Only My Live-In Boyfriend Will Ever See It’  

The shade of these classic Danskos is antique, which is another thing you love! Put these practical puppies on display while you cross your legs on the subway and tear into the fiction section of this week’s New Yorker (yes, this week’s. You stay on top of it). Your fellow commuters will get one look at those big brown shoes and know there’s a literary reference somewhere on your body, but they’ll never know where because these honkin’ clogs say, “My Sylvia Plath ‘I am/I am/I am’ tattoo is actually on my ankle, but only my domestic partner Jax will see it because outside the bedroom I wear my clogs with some tall purple socks.”