6 Sexy Train Conductors That Say, ‘Choo Choo! All Aboard My Dick!’

We call this train the Acela because it’s safe, reliable, and can reach speeds of 150 mph between Boston and Washington, DC. When we hear this train say, “Choo choo!” we want to climb aboard its dick and ride it all the way to our final destination! What we’re saying is, we want to have sex with this train and get pregnant and give birth to a model train set. Congratulations to the beautiful family! So there you have it! Five train conductors and one train that we’d like to do sex with due to their hot little outfits and non-problematic kind of authority. Choo choo!