6 Pancakes Better Than That First One

Now THAT’S a Pancake!

Little Caleb wanted a big pancake and, boy howdy, this one is big! Not that the size really matters when you’ve already failed spectacularly in front of his friends trying to make your own Minions birthday cake, and every attempt you make from now on is to make up for the fact that you’ll never be as good as your mother at anything. Fuck it, we’re going to Denny’s.