6 Hot Celebs Who Probably Have Silly Little Flaccid Penises Right Now

“Boing, boing, beep bloop blop!” That’s the sound of Kit Harington's flaccid penis while he walks down the street. This Game of Thrones hottie has a bod that’s rock hard from his neck to his hips and his thighs to his toes, but what’s in between is basically silly putty! What a goofy little nothing!