6 Hot Celebs Who Probably Have Silly Little Flaccid Penises Right Now

Okay, you’re not gonna believe me on this one, but I swear it’s true. Right now this carved from marble, sex hero of a man has just the sweetest little dumb penis in the whole world. Even Oscar Isaac can’t have an erection 24 hours a day, and honestly? It’s unfair that you expect him to!