6 Hot Celebs Who Probably Have Silly Little Flaccid Penises Right Now

Michael B. Jordan might be one of the hottest men on this green earth, but that doesn’t mean his flaccid penis isn’t just a sleepy little fellow having a rest, all mushed up like a scarf in a pocket. If you saw this soft peen right now, you’d say, “What a funny little cartoon! Is this from a humorous greeting card?” And then you’d say, “Oh nevermind, it’s Michael B. Jordan’s impossibly tender, zany wittle penis.” Cute!