6 Hot Celebs Who Probably Have Silly Little Flaccid Penises Right Now

This 6’4” Swedish demigod is like if an erection came to life, but his actual penis is currently just a fleck of mush! If Alexander's penis could talk it would say: “Leave me alone! I’m a dorky, little soft penis just bopping around inside some expensive jeans. Wow, these jeans sure are nice. I’m little!!”