6 Gorges to Scream Into When You Accidentally Buy Scented Tampons

Issue 24.4 - Living - Mar 29, 2016 By: Kaela Jeffers

2. Famous Gorge

This gorge set in the Grand Canyon is perfect for that all-American girl who just spent $7.99 on tampons that will make her vagina smell like a funeral parlor. We highly recommend listening to Ray Charles’ “America the Beautiful” in conjunction with screaming angrily into the gorge for the ultimate soothing effect.

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