Looking for a blush pink sweater to get you through the chilly months? Wear this to your best friend’s wine night and all her guests will envy you in this sleeved blanket that covers the entirety of your bean-like body. As they squirm around self-consciously in their tight tops, you’ll stand out as the sveltest strand of alfalfa. You’ll hear them whisper under their breath, “Wow, she’s just a slender sprout!”