5 Oscillating Tower Fans Perfect for Looking Like a Man in the Corner of Your Bedroom When You Wake Up in the Night

42-Inch Tower Fan (Lasko, $63.99)

Woah! This fan has a remote control that you’ll immediately forget about once you wake up in a cold sweat with the eerie feeling that someone is watching you. You’ll probably stumble out of bed to turn the fan off because it’s bothering you so much, when the remote was actually right next to you the whole time! Hahaha.