5 Oscillating Tower Fans Perfect for Looking Like a Man in the Corner of Your Bedroom When You Wake Up in the Night

TP01 Multiplier 40-Inch Bladeless Tower Fan (Dyson Air, $399.99)

OMG an alien broke into your apartment and is watching you sleep! Wait nevermind, it’s actually just the weirdly designed Dyson Bladeless Tower Fan. At least this one is kinda cool looking (but it will still really scare you for a brief yet horrific moment when you think a stranger is waiting silently in the corner for you to open your eyes so he can home invade/torture you)!