5 Mustard-Colored Sweaters That Will Make It Look Like Fall Came All Over You

It’s the time of year where women everywhere are required by law to dress in mustard and wear dark lipstick. Are you even experiencing the thrill of a season change if you’re not throwing leaves in the air and letting them fall all over you like some sort of autumnal bukkake? If you’re feeling festive and horny, here are five fall-friendly sweaters that will make you look like the dirty little autumn slut you are.