Blue Sapphire Cushion and Diamond Ring (Gems NY, $108,000)
The ring’s central sapphire surrounded by bright diamonds will make everybody jealous of you, which is insane because this is a hideous piece of jewelry and I wouldn’t be caught dead in it. If you got down on one knee, opened a ring box and this was inside, I would literally scream, “NO” and toss this into the sea, because it’s so uggo and over the top. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend? No, diamonds are for dogs!