5 Dresses With Waist Ties You’ll Definitely Dunk Into Your Pee Water

Tie-Waist Dress in Italian Tweed (J. Crew, $168.00)

This is a good dress. Solid. Adult-like. But you’re a girl who just covered her whole look in pee at her niece’s christening. It’s only 11am and this is exactly why people wonder if you have a drinking problem, you little pee monster.