5 Dresses With Waist Ties You’ll Definitely Dunk Into Your Pee Water

Shirt Dress (H&M, $34.99)

Not even the military vibes of this dress can save you from your driving subconscious need to fling all waist ties directly into the toilet. Here goes another dress and night ruined by your inability to remember to cling onto those waist ties for dear life whenever you’re near a toilet. Maybe it’s time to try just peeing while standing up?