5 Cute Cat Toys You Won’t Buy Because You Can’t Risk Her Loving Something More Than You

This ingenious toy engages your cat’s curiosity and encourages her to exercise! And best of all, it dispenses treats to her regularly. Wow, if this thing can give her treats, what does she need you for? She’s bound to give her undivided attention on this egg and ignore you for the rest of her freaking life! Fuck this egg! Bye, egg!