5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit in Ubers Every Weekend

Zara Fabric Belt Blazer (Zara, $99.90)

Who doesn’t love an eye-popping cobalt? Funny, wasn’t last night’s Lyft a Chevy Cobalt? How ironic! Sucks his driving wasn’t good enough to pull over in time! At least he had leather interior, which is more expensive but less absorbent. Whatever, you hold jackets together with waist belts! You are not ashamed!