Looking to spice up your date nights this fall? Impress your man with some of falls coziest date spots—places that also just happen to have zero cell service, where he’ll be completely unable to tune you out. These hidden gems will add a spark to your date while also forcing the two of you to make meaningful connections! Here are the top five best date spots that’ll have him searching for service!
The Underground Bar
He’ll think you’re the hippest girl in town if you take him to the recently opened, password-only, underground bar downtown. You’ll come for the cocktails, but you’ll stay for the fact that the basement is two flights down and gets horrible service. You’ll have him asking, “Hey, there’s no service down here?” in no time! Sweet!
A Flight to the Opposite Coast
Everyone loves a romantic getaway! Settle into a nice long cross-country flight where you’re honey won’t be able to find service, even if he’s one of those bad boys who doesn’t put their phone on airplane mode. This close-quarters date spot comes with free drinks and snacks. He’ll be saying, “I can’t believe I’d have to pay $9 for wifi on this dumb thing just to check my emails.” This is intimacy!
Your Grandma’s Apartment
What better way to get closer to your guy then introducing him to your family’s matriarch! Lucky for you, you know your phone doesn’t work in her retirement community and that he has the same provider as you. He’ll be dying for something to do while your grandma tells you about her recent trip to Walgreens, but he’ll end up with quality stories, a lesson in patience, and a better understanding of where you come from. You’ll leave to him saying, “I didn’t even have one bar of service! I could kill myself.”
A Big Field
Don’t let the openness fool you, a big field is the best spot for an intimate moment with your man. And luckily, its distance from civilization also turns it into a hellish nightmare cell, service-wise. He’ll be walking around for hours holding his phone in the sky, saying, “Maybe if I walk closer to the road? Ugh, I need to check on my fantasy team.” Now you two are forming deep bonds.
The Elevator in Nearby Large Hotel
Elevate your love life by going to up to the top floor of your closest tall hotel and then using a screwdriver to quickly jam the control panel, suspending you between floors. It’s a great place to get close because you’re in such a small box. As a bonus, the steel walls of the elevator magically make cell service disappear, and he’ll be saying, “Jesus Christ Samantha, you knew I was expecting a call today.”
Now text your guy to make a fun fall date plan. Then put that phone away because it’ll be useless in the technology black holes you’re taking him to! Have fun, you lovebirds!
