5 Addictive iPhone Games to Play While He Looks for Your Clitoris

5. The Last Express

Everyone loves a good detective game! Based on the popular book, Murder on the Orient Express, this addictive game requires you to solve a mystery by piecing together clues in the form of overheard conversations. Maddeningly difficult and irresistibly addictive, this game will keep you guessing for hours, which won’t be a problem since that’s how long it takes your boo to find your hotspot. The triumph you’ll feel when you finally solve the mystery will take the edge off the disappointment you’ll inevitably feel when he doesn’t. Maybe you should just break up.