5 Addictive iPhone Games to Play While He Looks for Your Clitoris

Good luck trying to beat this game! Slide tiles into each other to double their numbers until you get to 2048, but don’t let the board fill up and lock you in! Though this game is based on multiplication, you don’t have to be good at math to get the hang of it. Much like the female vagina. There’s literally one spot. One. And it’s not where he is right now. He’s just slurping on your thigh.