4 Tight Pencil Skirts That Will Keep the Thousands of Tiny Spiders That Make Up Your Body in Place

Pencil skirts are a fashion necessity. They are perfect for the workplace, the club, and for keeping the hordes of spiders that form your body in place so you blend in with people made from flesh and bones and not cephalothoraxes. Here are four skirts you’ll want to keep in your closet, whether you’re looking for a new sophisticated look or you’re a dark arachnid sorceress with a terrible secret.