Women's Classic Work Pencil Skirt (J. Crew, $46.50)
Every business bitch needs a bitchin power suit, and this pencil skirt brings it all together. You will definitely get the respect from your subordinates that you deserve, even before you reveal your final spider body and implement your plan for total world domination. It’s tough being a working woman, especially one made out of a perfectly choreographed group of black widows. Luckily this skirt hides your love handles and your secrets. All hail the Spider Woman, may she reign in Spider Hell until the end of time!
Whether you are getting a power lunch with the office bigwigs or standing in front of the UN listing your demands for total power, you will definitely be dressed for the job in one of these great pencil skirts!