4 Tight Pencil Skirts That Will Keep the Thousands of Tiny Spiders That Make Up Your Body in Place

This basic black skirt goes great with nearly any blouse. In fact, it’s so basic it wouldn’t stand out, so no one will look at you and think, “Wow, that lady sure is bumpy everywhere and her skin appears to be moving. Is she made of spiders?” You’ll blend in so well no one will notice when you disappear on the spot and seem to blend into the wall, leaving only a few scattered leftover spiders. It’s like you’re invisible, which works to your advantage if you want to avoid suspicions or hungry spider wasps.